Elegantly Disheveled

“Walk into the club and every girl thinks she’s all that, i hate to say it your shirts too small and i can see your fat. we see y’all and go “AHHH REAL MONSTERS”, there skins all red they be looking like lobster. I look around and someone yells HEY arnold at me, but thats not me and that makeup doesn’t cover all that acne. she came up to me and asked “are you afraid of the dark? cause id like to fuck you on a swing in the park” i said “well i just met you and your a little too tall” she said “my names Clarissa and ill explain it all”. she took my hand and said “lets go rugrat”, i hate baby names, why do bitches do that? i said “Hold up, i don’t think you make the grade” she said “well if you got the guts, then that feeling you got will fade.” Then Kablam it hit me, she was leading me to that land if the lost, i knew what i was doing but at what cost? she said “what would you do if i salute your shorts?” i looked down and they were already down 3/4ths. i said “hey dude, you really want my rocket power” so i let her do her thing for about a half an hour. she said “take me to weinerville, or ill be a very angry beaver” i told her to turn around and call me cousin skeeter. i said “don’t just sit there and figure it out” she started to get the picture without no doubt. i said “hold my wild thornberrys there a nice pair” she turned around and asked me “is that a double dare?” finding the legends of her hidden temple, the was she was working it and i was going mental. we were wild and crazy kids, right before i left she took my fitted. she was like the mystery files of shelby woo, she was space case but who knew?” 90sNIck -LeGod……